My Ass
My Ass
Yeah, fuck Joe Biden
Fucking idiot
Fuck pedophiles
Fucking pedophile idiot, I`ve got a free headshot for all pedophiles
You`re a fucking idiot
You should figure out a way to speedrun your life
Get it over with quickly motherfucker
The truth, even instrumentally insofar as it may pacify, does not set one free
It bestows them with the chains writ large of an infinitely thwarted proto-logos.
We will all secrete for the Cyber Jackal
We will all secrete for the Cyber Jackal
Oh fuck
Mummies have come back to life
They`re slow as shit
They're dumb as fuck
No!
Beanie!
No!
And they fall from the sky
They`re stuck between the sheets
My skull is pounding and it makes no more sense than it did last year
I keep crossing it out
But it keeps reappearing
And it moves in a circle
Just when I think I`ve done a lap I feel its breath on my back
I keep crossing it out
We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever invented
Some of us just go one God further
Life is like a cyclone
You have to fight a gorilla
You have to
You have to
Don`t worry
They can`t box
You can win
Oh my god, jerking off feels so fucking good
You can win
The automaton swings his iron fortress into my solitude
His iron...
You have to fight a gorilla
A sabre made of eyeballs
A sceptre made of eyeballs and analysis
How?
How?
How is it that spiders can ride the wind for miles at a time?
What the fuck
What the fuck
Sundried tomato and basil wheat thin dusting induced homicidal mania
Touch the damn geometry
We live in a techno world
My mom keeps commenting racist shit on my facebook posts
She`s like
"Jews control this, and jews control that,"
I`m like mom, leave me the fuck alone!
Donald Trump`s gonna make 10 piece nugget and large fry $6.50 instead of $5.79
And I`m gonna fuckin
And I`m gonna fuckin
You know how it is
Read the fucking menu bitch
There are hella chicks on tinder who are in school for nursing
Touch the damn geometry
We live in a motherfucking techno world
"Man, what`d you do today?"
"I just... I worked for like 10 hours... not much"
"Work was like, fine"
Like being crushed by a lifeboat
On an island made of human compost
Not every lilly pad can float near a boat
Black crows peck out my eyes
Orphan of chaos
Devouring stillborn entrails
Religious monuments crumbling under the weight of lasagna
Elementally challenged obsidian becomes Texas toast
All cops are bastards
Even doctors
Ambulance drivers
And volunteer firefighters
Decapitate the bird
Decapitate the bird
American thayoli
Decapitate the bird
Decapitate the bird
I don`t get it
American thayoli
Listen, buddy
You`re not one of the warriors invading Troy
Everything will be okay
Pirouette throughout the cosmos unscathed
You`re not a fucking frog
And you`re definitely not Scott Lewis from Carnifex
Definitely not Herman Li from Battletoads
I`m sweating my fucking ass off
100% FC on My Curse by Killswitch Engage
Fucking Hallelujah
Swat my own house
Fuck it
Swat my own house
Fuck it
Blood soaked circles fall from the sky
Have your answers been prayered?
Have your prayers been answered, stupid ass?
Submit to the salacious fantasies of your horned oppressor
You've been stuck in a lava lamp
The rocks have died
The rocks have died
The rocks have died
The rocks have died
The rocks are fucking dead
Sodomized to smithereens
Rest in slam, my slamming twin bro
Holy fuck... sad
Photons have to work extra hard when you're looking at yourself through a webcam because two screens have to reflect two times, dude
The song may sound happy now but I'm gonna mail a bomb to myself
Yeah
It may sound like the song is resolving, but I'm gonna mail a bomb to myself
And when it shows up at my front door, I'm gonna open it
I don't get it
I just want to make the fucking soccer team
You have to fight a gorilla
Fuck you
Fuck you
The ligress frowns upon your richard
That ENFP stare
The look of unbound charisma
An intelligence
Unbeatable
Unbreakable strength
Successful execution via seppuku
Shout out to all of my blue collar Minecraft players out there
Shout out to you
This song goes out to you
I just got a metaphysical citation for breaking the laws of logic
Everything will be okay
TJump...
I've got a motherfucking bone to pick with you, son
Do you think that daddy long legs will eat mac and cheese or nah?
You're a frog
You're a fucking frog
Now you have to fight a gorilla
But he has a knife this time
You're fucked
You're fucked
Your last remaining death sanctum
Game over